12:16pm
people should fucking tag their posts jfc
o m g so i got dinner with a friend tonight, in a university dining hall. and when i was taking my full glass of soda to the table, where my friend was already seated, i managed a spectacular feat of clumsiness
somehow my glass slipped from my hand when i went to set it down, completely drenching my friend and her food and her backpack, landing on my ceramic plate (breaking the plate), and then whatever was left in the glass spilled all over the table.
my friend’s eye make up was fucking running. i got soda in her eyes. how can you still call someone your friend after they throw soda in your face????
the people at the next table applauded me
omfg so embarrassed i can’t even handle how ridiculous i am.
really bad mood jfc why is the postal service so determined to make your life miserable and why is it rain and suede shoes and then the headache but i had no umbrella and no transcript and no non-suede shoes
i think i’ll just go to bed now.
holla just pickin courses to study in england then i submit the app and wait for acceptance
wait a minute.
i just realized
that i’m writing
an essay on 16th century english sexuality.
what has my life become and what am i doing with it?
help me jesus i can’t read this godforsaken psychology article but i need to send an analysis of it to my prof by midnight
worst student of the year award goes to me
just kidding. i took 2 paragraphs from wikipedia about “inuit women” and turned it into a two page paper on “inuit parenting.” i d@ b0mB
no wait. i think that still makes me a bad student. just really good at being bad.
worst student of the year award goes to me
just kidding. i took 2 paragraphs from wikipedia about “inuit women” and turned it into a two page paper on “inuit parenting.” i d@ b0mB
i’m such a fucking meatball. i took a nap at 7:30pm so now i’m not tired but i have class in the morning. jfc m e a t b a l l
omfg i suffered through 5 pages of a boring as shit psychology paper before realizing i was reading the wrong one. it’s going to be a long night.
my first (only) class tomorrow isn’t until 2:30pm. so why do i have to be up and out of my room by 8:30am?? what is this cruel and unusual punishment and why me
someone please keep me company on gchat while i write essays for my overseas study app. bored to tears and getting grumpy by myself
