13:43pm
(Source: ignis-draco)
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
land-of-myth-and-a-time-of-magic:
Since the last one was well received I made more XDD again, based off of this
Dr. Horrible Cocktail Set
Freeze Ray - Dr. Horrible:
1 oz Vodka
1.5 oz Creme de menthe
Sprite (~5 oz)Directions: Fill a highball glass with crushed ice. Add in the alcoholic ingredients and fill with Sprite (around 5 oz). Stir, serve and stop the world.
“This is the one. Stops time. Freeze Ray. Tell your friends.” - Dr. Horrible
___The Hammer - Captain Hammer:
1 oz Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
1 oz Whiskey
1 oz Peach schnapps
Root BeerDirections: Mix alcoholic ingredients in a lowball glass over ice. Fill with your favorite root beer. Flex, serve, and be awesome.
“I don’t go to the gym, I’m just naturally like this.” - Captain Hammer
___Crazy Random Happenstance - Penny:
1/2 cup Strawberry Frozen Yogurt
2 oz RumChata rum cream
.5 oz Amaretto
5 Strawberries
4 Ice cubesDirections: Set aside one strawberry and blend the rest of the items. Pour into a large glass and garnish with the remaining strawberry. Serve and stay positive.
“We would be able to provide 250 new beds, get people off the streets and into job training so they could… buy rocket packs and go to the moon and become florists…” - Penny
___Notes: I had a ton of fun creating these drinks.
Freeze Ray - To keep with the freezing theme, I wanted to have a drink with lots of ice and a minty flavor.
The Hammer - What is there to say about the Captain Hammer? He’s strong, not too bright, and kind of a wimp without his powers. The Captain Morgan and whiskey make a strong drink, but the peach schnapps reveals a hidden layer under the hardness. Be careful, as this cocktail might be sweet, but it will hit you like a hammer.
Crazy Random Happenstance - I couldn’t make a drink for Penny without including frozen yogurt. I’m very happy with how the glass I used is similar in size and shape to a frozen yogurt cup. This drink is sweet, innocent, and a perfect treat to give to a laundromat buddy.Drinks created and photographed by Mitch Hutts of The Drunken Moogle.
BONUS JOKE DRINK: MOIST (click to continue)
Disney AU - a traditionally 2D animated movie featuring a heavily animal cast, like the Aristocats, Oliver & Company, 101 Dalmations, or the Fox and the Hound.
Stiles is 12 years old, and his quiet life with his single father turns upside down when he stumbles upon a lost pack of wolf pups. Lydia is his neighbor, who he’s had a crush on for ages. She also has an unusual pet - a brown fox named Allison who one of the wolf pups takes a liking to. Both Stiles and Lydia fall into an unprecedented adventure when the hunters who originally wiped out the rest of the pups’ pack come knocking on their doors.
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
(Source: mistersnurb)
alternatively
“are you the doctor”
“which doctor”
funny dialogue in a show called witch doctor
(Source: josephasfoury)
